Pedantic Pros
It’s been a speedy week for me. From the HSPA, to Javelin’s “Oh! Centra,” March’s opening few days have played out smoothly — easily. When I slashed my nickrapper URL, I kind of killed the whole Nick Rapper brand. My blog is no longer connected with sophomore year or some third-rate fictional account. (Vote in the month-old poll, ladies.) Didactic Fizzle is a pretentious entry into interest-based connections. I’m stepping up. I’m Nick now, searching for a pen name and an ink cartridge. And although six people I know in the physical realm have tumblelogs, I have reason to feel alienated. Hye-Sung took a little break. Sarah hasn’t updated in, like, forever. Ant could care less about Tumblr. Wilbur’s posts usually don’t connect with me. Ryan’s creatively-titled blog is just … empty. Laura’s an exception — her blog is fun to read and consistently updated. If my calculations — roughly: Tumblr - individuality + unselfish selfishness — are correct, it is Follow Friday. I’m like Staff. I don’t repeat. Okay? Cool — let us proceed!
you came here looking for me, well here i am - One of the better only connections I made on Zingle’d, this new Tumblr user was promised to be included in my next “tangent-ish” Follow Friday list. So … like … follow Jenifer. She’s been on this site for two weeks. She likes Tool. Her blog is pretty.
Lets swim to the moon, lets climb through the tide - You should probably check this Tumblr out. The pictures posted are sweet.
Julia Allison • Nonsociety - I’ll never stop laughing at Miss Allison. Her whole entire life seems like a big laugh track. She exists in a non-tangible way. But she’s everywhere. At once. That introduction. That introduction.
It’s a terrible thing. - Tumblr bros like to toss the world quality around. Without regard to Tavie. Because, like, her blog is that word. So if you aren’t Tavie, you aren’t quality. Unless you’re Julia Allison.
Next thing we’re touching. - Although currently suffering from post-Featured fatigue and drawer’s block, Lauren is very funny. Check out this blog, mates.
I am a hopeless romantic, - I met this girl on Zingle’d. (Are there any males on that site?) We followed each other after she said my intro was a bit “cynical.” Um.
BRITTICISMS - One of the finest music tumblelogs in recent memory. Get your daily indie intake in this avant-garde funhouse.
iwanttobeahorse - Follow this blog for wonderful pictures and related paraphernalia. You will certainly not be disappointed, Sirs and Madams.
HIPSTER RUNOFF - Trying to get the word out.
Bebe Zeva - …
This weekend is packed, lovers and dissenters. So many social events to attend! Going to local Nickelback fan John “Six-Pack; Popular; Football Team” Henson’s party. And this one kid that I met on Facistbook invited me to Destroy America. It may or may not be exactly what you’re thinking it probably is. Oh, and if I can get around to it these five creative-type sluts want to do “things to/with [me] … so meet [them] at [some alt whorehouse] … on Sunday.”
Whoops. Wrong outro.
This weekend will be spent reading Into the Wild, writing a sophomore chick an overly-long birthday blog post, and exploring the events that comprised Boy’s Don’t Cry (the movie). Also, maybe I can get to page seven of Metacritic’s religion thread. Take care, kind souls. I love you!
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