Sky Ferreira
Weekend Sisters
Wait, slut? Another zippy seven days, another “meh” Follow Friday list for y’all. Let’s cut the introductory drivel short this week and attack — um, promote — my favorite blogs, that, like, I haven’t already mentioned.
You Nostalgia, You Lose - Rachel Zehava’s picture blog focuses on — well — nostalgia. It’s something y’all should check out if you were born in the 1990s and thought Polly Pocket was to be treasured even if you were a guy … um, Rachel’s latest post is a still from Cousin Skeeter. Cousin Skeeter …
Zen of Blogging - One of the better music blogs you’ll find here. Ariel listens to some good shit and makes lovely playlists; he posts songs he truly enjoys. Not just new shit like some faggots I often do. Follow Zen of Blogging, guys.
Blue Whales And Something Creative - Some really solid writing here. This bro has a poetry book out. Follow him. Be rewarded.
gifs of popular rappers - I guess this is a decent idea. I guess it’s worth a look.
WakeMeWithAKiss - Katie’s cool. She likes Vampy Weeks and Panic at the Disco. I’d follow her. Oh wait … I am. Y’all should too!
firmuhment - Let’s just say that I’m going to make a conscious effort to read everything Justin’s written here, as I’ve only recently discovered his wonderful tumblelog. He keeps doing things that I wish I’d thought of. You know? Yeah, you should probably follow firmuhment. It’s one of the most beautiful things on the web.
I’m terribly sorry, Sirs and Madams, but I must leave you for today. And, to some degree, forever. Tomorrow I’ll tell you more about a project I’ve been thinking for a month or so. Have a good day, or a breathtaking night. Seriously: take care. I love you all.
“Show My Ass” - Dominique Young Unique
Antiquated Rhymes
I’m feeling extra self-important today, so I’ll post something from about a year ago.
The 2008-2009 school year brought Nick Rapper to the mainstream — about ten or so sophomores — delivering his a cappella tracks with “methodical vigor.” (My friends and I are actually going to record circa seven of those raps.) Here’s the slightly-edited third verse of “I Can’t Promise Anything,” which will get a beat by the end of April.
Okay, I’ma switch topics with a complete lack of precision / This my magic vision (more like a jacked-up mission) / Dude’s in his car, sticks his huge key into his vast igntion / Drives at hyperspeed, causes a massive collision / I went adjective fishin’ if you hadn’t been listenin’ / Y’all are so hooked that you’d sign in no time if I had a petition / Y’all are shocked and the static is sizzlin’ / This is basic. Subtraction; addition. You’re zero now! Bow down ‘cause your pastor has risen / Y’all are stumped and wordless / The feeling you have is the product of an absurdist / Go ahead. Run and flirt with all the fems that are dumb and shirtless / They’re young and furtive. Have fun with your mundane, loan-funded purchase / I’m almost done humans — out of breath, sweaty / I couldn’t care less if my guests get me / I’m in Dreamland, ready for Freddy to shred me / If y’all have met me, you know the products of my head are nothing less than deadly!
© … just kidding
Great Citizens
This week zoomed by, listeners and ignorers. I spent too much time spamming ninth-grade girls’ Formsprings, vocally satisfying myself, reading about memes, and writing letters — which I’ll never send! — to David Karp. My weekend will be uneventful; I’m in bad health right now. Follow these bros!
socially awkward penguin - Twelfth SAP blog hasn’t been updated in two weeks.
NEW JERSEY - Brilliant New Jersey music blog hasn’t been updated in nine months.
PokemonMistress - Eighteen-year-old girl narrates life amongst video games.
I Hear Colours - Indie music blog becomes major Tumblr success story.
We love stop-motion - Lovely account with “some ads” showcases the art of frame-by-frame animation.
I severely apologize for this lackluster, rather pedestrian list. Not my style. Ripped from Piero Scaruffi. Check out these three other lists. I probably love you. Take care.
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