Rough Draft
Top 10 words that need to be comfortably stored in an attic for a few years:
❶ epic (via rachelzehava)
❷ creep + derivatives (via misuse)
❸ skeen (via worthlessness)
❹ bleh (via take-some-interest-or-say-something-interesting)
❺ fail (via severe overuse)
❻ legit (via culture of abbreviations)
❼ meh (via #4)
❽ rape(via disregard for its connotations)
❾ absurd (via annoyingly-mispronounced)
❿ obviously (via slight overuse)
Note: this blog refuses to acknowledge Lake Superior’s Banished Words List as a “relevant entity.” It also considers Lake Superior president Dr. Tony McLain a “pedantic asshole.”
Bullet Points
Come follow me on my inquest via the following:
- Twitter (check my ratio and IRL-quotable tweets)
- Blogger (fictional blog which is essentially one narrative over 56 posts, followed by a fake summary and an unrelated tale)
- Formspring (86 questions is not sufficient, and too many members of the non-Web sector have invaded it)
- Stereogum (feel fancy now that Stereogum has adapted the WordPress platform)
Fun Fact: 570 of the almost 10,000 people who have ever verified on Zingled have the word “bieber” in their name.
Weekend Sisters
Wait, slut? Another zippy seven days, another “meh” Follow Friday list for y’all. Let’s cut the introductory drivel short this week and attack — um, promote — my favorite blogs, that, like, I haven’t already mentioned.
You Nostalgia, You Lose - Rachel Zehava’s picture blog focuses on — well — nostalgia. It’s something y’all should check out if you were born in the 1990s and thought Polly Pocket was to be treasured even if you were a guy … um, Rachel’s latest post is a still from Cousin Skeeter. Cousin Skeeter …
Zen of Blogging - One of the better music blogs you’ll find here. Ariel listens to some good shit and makes lovely playlists; he posts songs he truly enjoys. Not just new shit like some faggots I often do. Follow Zen of Blogging, guys.
Blue Whales And Something Creative - Some really solid writing here. This bro has a poetry book out. Follow him. Be rewarded.
gifs of popular rappers - I guess this is a decent idea. I guess it’s worth a look.
WakeMeWithAKiss - Katie’s cool. She likes Vampy Weeks and Panic at the Disco. I’d follow her. Oh wait … I am. Y’all should too!
firmuhment - Let’s just say that I’m going to make a conscious effort to read everything Justin’s written here, as I’ve only recently discovered his wonderful tumblelog. He keeps doing things that I wish I’d thought of. You know? Yeah, you should probably follow firmuhment. It’s one of the most beautiful things on the web.
I’m terribly sorry, Sirs and Madams, but I must leave you for today. And, to some degree, forever. Tomorrow I’ll tell you more about a project I’ve been thinking for a month or so. Have a good day, or a breathtaking night. Seriously: take care. I love you all.
Pop Dissonance
Fall asleep with pencil in mouth.
Wake up and spit out metal shavings.
Afraid that some were swallowed.
Huh What
Dear Leif K-Brooks,
Stop stealing ideas from kids that are younger, smarter, and more Russian than you.
Sincerely,
Nick
Rambling Man
Hi, proponents and detractors. There’s this fictional blog I run. The Fictional Account of Miss Teacher’s Exploits in Technology. Here. Um, I just posted something there for the first time in five weeks. The post before that was meant to wrap up the narrative in a meta-fictional context. It didn’t, though.
- Last week, this girl Jen told me to write her a birthday blog post. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get it done for March 10 — I started it on the 5th — in time for her sixteenth. But I wrote it. And that counts! (Best birthday present ever?)
- My poll was stuck at eleven votes. I destroyed it. Vote in my new poll, please! It’s decidedly a “random” affair.
Love y’all to death!
[Edit: the preceding fictional post did wrap the narrative up. In fact, “Birthday Quest” is a diversion; it stands alone.]
“Jonny Sniper” - Enter Shikari
thanks for the follow, don’t unfollow, or so do i (:
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